i know, julie! i was reading the onion (for the first time in a month, i should add) and read that article first. i didn't have the heart to keep reading. it was admittedly a good piece, but it still almost made me cry.

oh. and that story in i thought my father was god that almost made me cry is called 'table for two' and it immediately follows mathematical aphrodesiac.

what's the molecular structure of glucose?

i booked my ticket to new york today, shannon. i'll call you this weekend to give you more details.

heart,
bubba.