"get all of us a hot piece of ass"

hmm, well, here are a few things that are of importance for all of us to remember when it comes to attracting members of any sex:

1) do not shave your head, no matter what your friend tells you
2) make good eye contact, but not too good or it could get creepy
3) be friendly, courgal, thoughtful in conversation, but not in a machismo way. if you were walking her out to a cab it's to be friendly, not for safety, if she seems the type let her hail the cab, feel the situation out.
4) um, do you all remember that this is me writing. when was the last time I "got ass?" oh right, in a tent where it was mutually decided that there was just "nothing, not bad, not good, just not exciting." right, pretty sure i should be the one getting advice, not giving it. so please include thoughts for me. here are a few i can think of

-don't write papers until 11:00 on both friday and saturday night
-don't wear old, grey hoody sweatshirts out to the bar, yes it's comfortable and i love it, but come on, it's like bringing your blanky with you on an overnite-just not cool
-do get a haircut so a mullet doesn't ensue, and spend more than $10 on it
-do pluck eyebrows more frequently than once a month
-do shave legs ( i haven't done this yet, but i think after three years, i might be ready)
-do buy new clothes once in a while that will go out of style with the season, it's fun to have fun, chic things
-do find young, fun friends, not 30 year old grad students who don't go out
-do stop eating so much chocolate when studying, don't want the freshman 15 to happen again, once was bad enough
-do have a weekend without visitors so you can go out with friends in town


umm, ok, maybe not quite as exciting as shannon's list, and certainly not as ridiculous, but it's a start for me. it's my list of things to work on next semester. i'm not sure if that helps greg-o, but perhaps a critical appraisal of someone else's troubles will help you identify your own.

one more thing, did we just create a support group?