oh hurrah

just a quick post because i'm late for coffee.

1)it sounds like greg is the only one who escaped the "end of the summer" relationship syndrome. jack "i think i need a break"ed me last friday. i'm not entirely sure what that means, since our phone conversations have, if anything, increased in frequency and quality since then. confusing. on the plus side: i get to make out with the freshers (new student orientation begins on monday). hold on to you hats.

2)greg: she sounds great, and while i didn't really need to know about her rack, i did just inform you all that i plan to scam on confused 18 year olds next week. so it's all fair.

3)i can hardly say how happy i am that y'all decided to start posting again. i miss you guys tons, and it is always a great pleasure to hear how you're doing.

4)julie, it was very sweet of you to send me pictures of oliver. oh how i need a dog. and the responsibility to care for a dog. all in good time.

5)shannon, you are very lucky to have a birthday present like the goblet of fire. the preview makes it look fantastic. and at least your interest in the movie release preceeding your birthday is rather selfless: brokeback mountain comes out (ha) the day before my birthday. and while i loved the novella--which is heartbreaking--i'm mostly excited to see Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal dressed up as cowboys and making out.

6)why did i number my paragraphs?

7)i'm with you julie. maybe darby has some massive writers' block, but these cat facts have to go. in related news, i still prefer being compared to satchel for my love of cheese:


but i thought this get fuzzy was brilliant:

8)ok. this wasn't a short note. must run.

9)love you all! xoxo